Keep Her Satisfied
by Blake Weems


Well I got a girl, a half senorita
And she'll make it clear when she very first meets ya
You can look, but the lesson that she's gonna teach ya
Don't touch unless she tells ya to.

Well she screams and she shouts, you know she acts real tough
If you don't give her what she wants, that's when things really get rough
Sometimes it seems to help to buy her stuff
That's mostly what I try to do


It seems no matter how hard I try
I can't keep that girl satisfied.

There's another little girl, comes around sometimes
She's tall and skinny, she got slanted eyes
And an attitude like a ray of bright sunshine
She's into smilin', huggin', and thankin'

Well there's something' 'bout this girl that you might not expect
She's got a fine man, he treats her with the utmost respect
She walks around bitchin' cause he won't stick out his neck
Tie her up and give her a spankin'


Seems not matter how hard he tries
He can't keep that girl satisfied.


You know it's true some guys, they know just what to say
They know what to do and when and in exactly the right way
But there's just as many guys out there just like me
Who know there ain't nobody we're foolin'

So women of the world won't you lend me your ear
You know I've tried it my way for somethin' like 24 years
And in that amount of time, it has become painfully clear...
That I have no idea what i'm doin'


It seems no matter how hard I try
I can't keep them girls satisfied.



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